jacobesse:

Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.

jacobesse:

Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.

(via milkgif)

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

when hot boys dont text u back

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

I want a sitcom about this.

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necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

(via bastille)

qrieves:

#relatable

qrieves:

#relatable

(via arrowdactyl)

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

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Anonymous said: Whoaaa you play league? We should play a game or two

Yea, my name-thingy is NativeLore, and I will be on Friday night and Saturday this weekend

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

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deceptinyan:

dazko:

daemontool:

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ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

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breathingocean:

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

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