sleptonshawty:

scrapes:

Stop


He stole my email address

sleptonshawty:

scrapes:

Stop

He stole my email address

(Source: lovelyandbrown, via nishlo)

(via okaymad)

penotbutter:

“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS

*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”

i think i know why ur not tumblr famous

(Source: penotbutter, via shrekr)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via penguln)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 313
Shen [All][00:47]: lucien and annie bot?
Shen [All][00:55]: thats not a lane comp. thats an amber alert
(Thanks to leagueanime for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 313

Shen [All][00:47]: lucien and annie bot?

Shen [All][00:55]: thats not a lane comp. thats an amber alert

(Thanks to leagueanime for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 327
Sona [All][27:20]: idiot captain didnt ban thresh
Thresh [All][27:48]: sona i landed so many death sentences on you i wrote a death paragraph
(Thanks to Apollo for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 327

Sona [All][27:20]: idiot captain didnt ban thresh

Thresh [All][27:48]: sona i landed so many death sentences on you i wrote a death paragraph

(Thanks to Apollo for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 345
Ezreal [07:15]: braum ward the river you shithead!!!
Braum [07:18]: wards? you mean spoilers?
(Thanks to Leona for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 345

Ezreal [07:15]: braum ward the river you shithead!!!

Braum [07:18]: wards? you mean spoilers?

(Thanks to Leona for the quote!)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via ouijaboardsexting)

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via memequeenofficial)

nichole337vevo:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

is this bad girls club?

which season of bgc was this

(Source: textd, via theteenpauladeen)

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

(via sextronautt)

oreimo:

offensed:

i wasn’t ready

I HATE THIS VIDEO I HATE THE INTERNET I HATE THE HUMAN RACE

(via lana-del-sam)

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

(via huntygatherer)

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

(via caspiantea)

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

(Source: vthevegan, via nishlo)